If you have any questions or would like to book The Absurdist Pipe Band for your event then don’t hesitate to contact us using new fangled computery things or old fangled telephoney things.

For enquiries in Scotland, Wales and England please contact Boffo (Rob) here:
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t – 07931 382155

For enquiries on the island of Ireland and the rest of the world please contact Blotto (Kieran) here:
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t – 00 353 (0) 876 888 358

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